Comfortable In His Work
Wilting air-freshener.
  Frayed footwell carpets.
  An engine that’s done
  all these vocal exercises before.
  Every day
  is a red letter day
  for the white learner signs;
  glued to his car
  for so many years,
  more than comfortable in their work.
  Passenger seat worn smooth –
  smoother than …
  well, certainly smoother
  than his own bottom
  (maybe not a baby’s).
  Well-formed contours
  embrace his generous proportions;
  one cushioning the other
  (but nobody knows which,
  they’re just comfortable in their work).
  Lesson after lesson
  he watches the fuel gauge drop,
  sinking quicker than his buttocks
  settle into the ‘Midnight Blue’
  upholstery.
  His peers tell their pupils:
  “Stay calm,
  don’t worry,”
  and forgive every inevitable error,
  comfortable in the way they work.
  That’s not his way though;
  not his style.
  He’s always worked
  to one creed,
  one adopted motto.
  Only one method to deal
  with novice drivers:
  Give ‘em ‘L’!
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